THE REVIT-MeP-SKULLF*CK 100TH FUCKING EPISODE EXTRAV-A-FUCKING-GANZA!!!

That's right motherfuckers - I've managed to crank out 100 entire posts while being fucked repeatedly in the ass by Revit and it's merry gang of chucklefucks!!!   Woo-fucking-hoo!!!  This is actually  quite the accomplishment, considering that the first three drafts of this post either spontaneously combusted or imploded due to the sheer amount of 'fuck' contained in them.

I think it's fair to say that Revit is just as shitty today as the day I started posting here - with any 'fixes' or 'new features' either not affecting my discipline, or being more useless bullshit rather than addressing the major issues with basic functionality.

It's also fair to say that the people with their faceholes (and other orifices) filled with Revit dick continue to be one sad, deluded bunch of donkey-fucking motherfuckers. 

It was fitting that right around the same time I was getting ready to celebrate my 100th post, I had some people decide that the problem with Revit is that we didn't sit around and talk about it enough - and that we should get together and compare notes.

The guy running the show doesn't use Revit, and knows he doesn't know what he is talking about - so he defers to other people (who don't know what they are talking about), and I was amazed how almost the exact same questions, problems, confusion, etc. came up now that came up in similar (if not identical) meetings 5-6+ years ago.

Nobody knows how to use it, everybody is flailing wildly and screwing everyone else over in the process by taking off in their own direction, with no standards, no concern for the process, and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME it ends up coming down to the last second (if not days afterward) as people hustle to fix all of the fuckups, half-ass bullshit, and complete nonsense that Revit shits out - even when put in the hands of competent people (never mind what it does when it is manned by a fucking idiot, which the vast majority of Reviteers are).

Needless to say, after that little fiasco, I didn't get jack shit done for the rest of the day.  Every time I would try to concentrate, I would see these people's fucking sheep faces and hear their inane questions and comments grating against the inside of my skull.   The post I attempted to write that day is now in a decaying orbit around some obscure star in the Crab Nebula from when it went fuck critical and blasted off into space, leaving me to have to start from scratch(again).

I have made considerable progress in the time I've been doing this - but it has been an uphill battle the whole fucking time.  Revit doesn't have a 'learning curve', it has a ditch that everybody is stuck in while they try to convince themselves that 'ditches are the future' and 'if you don't drive into the ditch, you won't work in this field anymore'.

Fuck every single motherfucking one of the people continuing to perpetuate the Revit lie.  They can die choking on their own fucking shit.

Next - Revit 101 (An Illustrated Introduction To Revit Dick Face-slapping)

-Skerlferk