THE REVIT-MeP-SKULLF*CK 100TH FUCKING EPISODE EXTRAV-A-FUCKING-GANZA!!!

That's right motherfuckers - I've managed to crank out 100 entire posts while being fucked repeatedly in the ass by Revit and it's merry gang of chucklefucks!!!   Woo-fucking-hoo!!!  This is actually  quite the accomplishment, considering that the first three drafts of this post either spontaneously combusted or imploded due to the sheer amount of 'fuck' contained in them.

I think it's fair to say that Revit is just as shitty today as the day I started posting here - with any 'fixes' or 'new features' either not affecting my discipline, or being more useless bullshit rather than addressing the major issues with basic functionality.

It's also fair to say that the people with their faceholes (and other orifices) filled with Revit dick continue to be one sad, deluded bunch of donkey-fucking motherfuckers. 

It was fitting that right around the same time I was getting ready to celebrate my 100th post, I had some people decide that the problem with Revit is that we didn't sit around and talk about it enough - and that we should get together and compare notes.

The guy running the show doesn't use Revit, and knows he doesn't know what he is talking about - so he defers to other people (who don't know what they are talking about), and I was amazed how almost the exact same questions, problems, confusion, etc. came up now that came up in similar (if not identical) meetings 5-6+ years ago.

Nobody knows how to use it, everybody is flailing wildly and screwing everyone else over in the process by taking off in their own direction, with no standards, no concern for the process, and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME it ends up coming down to the last second (if not days afterward) as people hustle to fix all of the fuckups, half-ass bullshit, and complete nonsense that Revit shits out - even when put in the hands of competent people (never mind what it does when it is manned by a fucking idiot, which the vast majority of Reviteers are).

Needless to say, after that little fiasco, I didn't get jack shit done for the rest of the day.  Every time I would try to concentrate, I would see these people's fucking sheep faces and hear their inane questions and comments grating against the inside of my skull.   The post I attempted to write that day is now in a decaying orbit around some obscure star in the Crab Nebula from when it went fuck critical and blasted off into space, leaving me to have to start from scratch(again).

I have made considerable progress in the time I've been doing this - but it has been an uphill battle the whole fucking time.  Revit doesn't have a 'learning curve', it has a ditch that everybody is stuck in while they try to convince themselves that 'ditches are the future' and 'if you don't drive into the ditch, you won't work in this field anymore'.

Fuck every single motherfucking one of the people continuing to perpetuate the Revit lie.  They can die choking on their own fucking shit.

Next - Revit 101 (An Illustrated Introduction To Revit Dick Face-slapping)

-Skerlferk

A Revit's Gonna Do What A Revit's Gonna Do

The bitch-ass little pieces of shit responsible for foisting this clusterfuck on the industry need to choke on their own dicks.

I've wasted valuable time, mental energy, and most important PRODUCTIVITY just staring at this fucked up fuckery time and again as it refuses to do what I tell it (and desperately need it) to do.  I finally threw up my hands earlier and went outside to stare murder holes in trees, and when I came back and went through *exactly the same process* it finally decided to magically work.

Walking away from a problem and coming back to it after relaxing for a minute is often a good idea - the problem was the whole time I was away I was fuming, not relaxing.  The fact that it suddenly decided to change it's mind while I was doing so makes me even fucking madder, because I should have completed the task in seconds, and been on to the other dozens of tasks I need to complete (before moving on to the next project, and the next one, and the next one).

It has fucked up my schedule - but worse, it has taken away any ability I have to give a shit.  Even now that I've made 'progress', the next morning/afternoon or whole day of time wasted is just around the next corner.  I can ask other people for help - if I want help staring at it and mumbling 'yeah - that should work'.  I can look up solutions online (if I want to change from fuming to flat out stabbing milquetoast Revit dick sucking motherfuckers in the jugular), or I can just say 'fuck it' and do what the fuck ever.

So 'fuck it' - and I'm doing what the fuck ever.

Stay tuned for next time - my 100th post, wherein I decapitate a Revit Junkie and put their fucking head on a pole outside my goddamned office as a warning to anyone else who might think they can fuck with me and live.