Monday, March 4, 2013

Eat A Bag Of Dicks

No matter how frequently or emphatically I attempt to describe Revit MEP in the lowest common denominator terms possible, I don't think I am fully getting across just exactly how terrible of a software package it is.

Imagine you had a task to do - it's not an easy task by any means, but it's achievable with the skills and abilities you possess and the resources at your disposal.

Now imagine - just as you start this task, someone just randomly comes in and takes a gigantic shit all over your work.

Then - just as you are picking the last piece of corn out of your keyboard, and making a little bit of headway, someone walks in - kicks you in the goddamned teeth, and takes a fresh shit on your work.

Then people just start spraying shit, flinging it, piling it up and jumping in it, eating it, force-feeding it to each other, commenting on how 'good it tastes', and otherwise covering themselves from head to toe inside-and-out with fecal matter.

Now - you are starting to get an idea of what it's like to work in Revit MEP, and around other people in the Revit environment.  It's a fucking clusterfuck of epic proportions - one only made worse by throngs of shit-eating, Revit loving, fuckheaded motherfuckers with mouths full of dick.

I seriously cannot state this often or vigorously enough:

FUCK REVIT MEP, FUCK EVERYONE AT AUTODESK RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT, FUCK ALL OF THE REVIT CHEERLEADERS - I WISH YOU ALL BRUTAL BODILY INJURY AND LONG MISERABLE LIVES IN UNIMAGINABLE PAIN, ANGUISH, AND SUFFERING.

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