Thursday, May 22, 2014

RIP OFF FUCKING HEADS, SHIT DOWN FUCKING THROATS

Oh wow man.

I'm under the gun, and dealing with some of the most incompetent fucking people in the world, bullshit artists of the highest degree, and cocksucking motherfuckers the faggotry of which has never been seen before.

The sad part is - they are winning.  At least where it comes to sucking the Revit cock (which is all anyone fucking cares about anymore).  Choking it down with a smile on their face, then shitting all over everything and everyone they come into contact with.

It's always been the suck-ups, brown-nosers, and other ass-kissing fuckwits who create the most convincing illusion of having their shit together to those who are removed from (or don't have an understanding of) day to day operations.

That's standard operating procedure at most firms though, and it's something I both identified and decided I wasn't going to be a part of, a long fucking time ago.  I certainly don't give a fuck if someone doesn't think I'm a 'team player' (especially when that person is responsible for shoveling massive amounts of profit down the Revit sinkhole).

The idea that a clusterfuck like Revit (or any other clusterfuck for that matter) should just be accepted as a fact is anathema to the way my brain is wired.  A good example is the revenue cameras that used to be scattered around the town where I live (I've probably bitched about them before).

I say 'used to' because once enough people in town got fed up with the bullshit - they mobilized and got the fucking things taken out of service by getting the city to not renew their contract with Redflex (despite some people fighting tooth and nail to keep them).

If you had asked just about anyone prior to their removal - they were just 'a fact of life that you better get used to', and 'getting angry about it is a waste of time'.  They were half right - people got angry, and then they got to work.

One of the people fighting to keep the camera had a child killed by a car - and while I wouldn't be so callous as to disregard the opinion of someone who had lost a child, the fact was - her kid was killed by someone who straight up ran a stop sign and plowed right over them, not someone going through a yellow a little too late.

It was the blatant cash grab that made it a target - if they had simply backed off a little on who they ticketed they might have flown in under the radar.  Even before they were wiped out altogether, a bunch of people joined together and successfully forced them to stop ticketing people for perfectly legal right-on-red turns - but after how many people just shrugged and paid the ticket?  Or went to court to fight it and had their ass handed to them?)



I'm not big into gloating, but I would LOVE to have every single 'it's just an unchangeable fact of life' motherfuckers lined up in front of me so I would walk up to each, flash them a shit-eating grin, and scream 'WHATTHEFUCKDOYOUTHINKABOUTTHATSHITMOTHERFUCKER?!?!?!!?' while spraying copious amounts of spittle onto their sheep faces.

I hate a lot of stupid shit, but blind and/or willing acceptance of arbitrary bullshit is abso-fucking-lutely where I draw the goddamned line.  If someone tries to force feed me that same bullshit, they've crossed that line so hard that they aren't risking a fine, they are risking the future of their facial bone structure.

Fuck Sheeple, Fuck Revit, and FUCK YOU REDFLEX! :)

-SkizzleFizzle

2 comments:

  1. Did you watch Game of Thrones last Sunday? I would love to crush an Autodesk Employee's head like that.

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