Tuesday, June 10, 2014

A Revit's Gonna Do What A Revit's Gonna Do

The bitch-ass little pieces of shit responsible for foisting this clusterfuck on the industry need to choke on their own dicks.

I've wasted valuable time, mental energy, and most important PRODUCTIVITY just staring at this fucked up fuckery time and again as it refuses to do what I tell it (and desperately need it) to do.  I finally threw up my hands earlier and went outside to stare murder holes in trees, and when I came back and went through *exactly the same process* it finally decided to magically work.

Walking away from a problem and coming back to it after relaxing for a minute is often a good idea - the problem was the whole time I was away I was fuming, not relaxing.  The fact that it suddenly decided to change it's mind while I was doing so makes me even fucking madder, because I should have completed the task in seconds, and been on to the other dozens of tasks I need to complete (before moving on to the next project, and the next one, and the next one).

It has fucked up my schedule - but worse, it has taken away any ability I have to give a shit.  Even now that I've made 'progress', the next morning/afternoon or whole day of time wasted is just around the next corner.  I can ask other people for help - if I want help staring at it and mumbling 'yeah - that should work'.  I can look up solutions online (if I want to change from fuming to flat out stabbing milquetoast Revit dick sucking motherfuckers in the jugular), or I can just say 'fuck it' and do what the fuck ever.

So 'fuck it' - and I'm doing what the fuck ever.

Stay tuned for next time - my 100th post, wherein I decapitate a Revit Junkie and put their fucking head on a pole outside my goddamned office as a warning to anyone else who might think they can fuck with me and live.


  1. i recently fell into a "Revit Manager" position at my office... first thing i did was type Fuck Revit into my google whatever bar... and stumbled across this stroke of genius. its good to see someone out there is still keeping it real. consider me skullf*ck'd.

  2. I remember the first time I noticed that googling 'Revit' and pretty much any curse word imaginable will pop up results for this site - I was so fucking proud.

    Unfortunately, it seems to be a lone beacon in a world filled with people content to fill their eyesockets with Revit dick.

    I question myself from time to time - am I wrong, are these other people right? Then I watch as yet another bunch of idiots falls flat on their face on a project