Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Revit 2014 WTF!?!? 13 Year Retrospective

I was tripping through the internet one day, when I ran across this fucking guy:


The row of Imperial AT-ATs at the top of his page make it pretty clear how this guy thinks 'solutions' should be implemented - and he's got the same rhetorical arguments, dismissive attitude, and lack of concern to make both his Imperial Masters at Autodesk (and his fellow BIM-Troopers) proud!

<The Revit community says who gives a stuff when it has the majority of the market share>

 EXACTLY!  This guy couldn't have described the attitude of AutoDarth and BIM-Troopers better if he tried - step one: get the market share, step two 'who fucking cares?!?!' (cue breathing machine).

<passionate users of both camps spend hours defending their beloved solutions on social media like it’s some sort of life or death affair>

Gee - I wonder why?  Oh wait - it's because these peoples 'beloved solutions' keep profits high, their companies in business, and their families fed.  IT IS A LIFE OR DEATH AFFAIR FUCKFACE!!!

I've only got one thing to say to Mr. David Light - and that is "FUCK YOUR REV-AT-ATs!!!"

Speaking of that new Revit logo - why does it suddenly look so familiar?

Holy Fucking Shit...

Skulllfuck out...

<drops mic>


  1. Whenever I sit here spending a half hour figuring out how to make a single lighting fixture visible in this worthless program (and end up coming up with a nice convoluted work - around that breaks something else which makes me take another half hour...), I read your blog.

    I couldn't have said it better myself.

  2. your blog is one of my favorite things about the internet. all true and cathartic.
    please don't ever stop.

  3. Wherever innocent skulls are being fucked by Revit - I will be there.