Back in the shitfest again.
I can't go ten seconds in Revit without finding some mindless piece of shit arbitrary limitation, broken functionality, or obtuse user interface fistfuck.
You can literally do EXACTLY THE SAME THING three different times in Revit and get three RADICALLY FUCKING DIFFERENT results - all dependent on how Revit decides it wants to fuck you over at that point in time. Oh - and just to completely fuck your head up - every once in a while it will do something PERFECTLY - EXACTLY THE WAY YOU WANT IT - but then GOOD FUCKING LUCK reproducing that shit.
I want to shove this entire program, computer, monitor, network cabling, router, server, and at least a portion of the building it is housed in DIRECTLY UP THE FUCKING ASS of every single GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT responsible for developing, marketing, selling, purchasing, using, propagating, or force-feeding this DILDO INFESTED software from the 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL.
FUCK EVERY GODDAMNED ONE OF THEM!!!
FUCK REVIT.
FUCK AUTODESK.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK ME.
FUCK IT.
FUCK.
-skullfuck
Where else would a douche bag hang out? AUGI!
ReplyDeletehttp://forums.augi.com/showthread.php?10925-Origins-of-Revit
Fuck Revit and Fuck AUGI.
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ReplyDelete"our approach was entirely different. Almost everything that you see in Revit was developed in-house."
In case you did not know fuckface that's a bad thing, and explains why so many things are shitty in your product. Take the project browser that looks the first control I ever built in Windows Form, because I fucking suck at UI design. On the other hand if your end goal was to produce shitty software then I commend you on your valiant effort.
Sorry Mr. Skullfuck, for filling up comments but just wanting to let of some steam.
I am also a electrical designer and dealing with this shit and thought I was going crazy or everyone lost their fucking mind, but your blog has been very informational and helpful even if not the intent.
Feel free to vent all you wish - I just had half a day shot thanks to Revit.
ReplyDeleteAnd the rest of it isn't looking too good either.
thank you again for the best thing on the internet.
ReplyDeleteThe displeasure is mine!
ReplyDeleteI get that this whole blog of yours is one big "Fuck Revit" monument. It's funny, I get that it frustrates you. But dude, do you really think this stuff is going away? It's not. The big cheeses of the world have decided that BIM is the future, and all of us little CAD monkeys need to evolve with the times.
ReplyDeleteI've been involved in Revit projects that were complete clusterfucks, but those were years ago when no one knew what was going on and kept trying to treat it like AutoCAD. I'm one of those cocksucking Revit Gurus at an MEP firm. I've made a huge effort to build the content and procedures to make this program work for us and it actually does. This past year I've used it on two 110,000 SF, fully fit-out office buildings. Everything was scheduled. 190 fan-powered VAVs sized themselves automatically. (Even the electric reheat coils) Electrical loads for all equipment was calculated automatically, based on NEC lookup tables I made and loaded into the families. I even wrote a script in C to automatically name the electrical circuits after the Mechanical Equipment they served, so electrical didn't have to type it into their Panel Schedules. Our Project Template is a work of art. View templates for every possible use have been pre-loaded, with all of the filters and category visibility already set and ready to go. We also have a full library of Schedules saved as Detail Groups, which look almost identical to Excel>CAD imports. It all works so well that we'll actually use Revit on jobs where the Architect is working in CAD. And it works. So if you're still struggling with this program, years after its introduction, it's because you're being obstinate. It can't be 1995 forever...
At least you admit you suck cock - along with all the big dick-cheeses of the world. Congratulations on your success at designing simple-ass office buildings with lots of repetitive shit that someone is going to go build completely differently from what you shat out of the Revit box. Your smug and dismissive attitiude is highly amusing though - especially considering the amount of work you've proudly done in order to make a functioning system out of the garbage software that you praise so highly. It's almost 2016 - and Autodesk is still trying to reverse engineer Charles River software into something usable. I'm not struggling with Revit, or being obstinate - I'm fucking done with it. Have fun designing office buildings - I'm on to bigger and better things! Ciao!!!
ReplyDeleteNo doubt. There is always more to the revit fuck-story. How many utterly countless man hours has it taken to get REVshit at your work to actually work? You had to write a bunch of code (which many of us can't do plus I personally hate writing code) to compensate for a stupid expensive program that doesn't work. You are paying to "fill in the blanks" of a program that should do all the shit already, so that's a huge money shit loss right there. At small firms like I'm at (we are down to the principle and myself, yeah small) we do NOT have the HUGE MONEY and time to throw at this shit to make it work because it doesn't work out of the box. Let me just say, this Capitalism shit is getting more and more shitty, everything about it is turning to shit and everything is fucked.
ReplyDeleteAutoCAD is utterly simple. Easy to use. Our firm, we have our own menu and our own blocks. It always works perfectly. In fact the constant new releases of autocad are utterly useless for us. We could do everything we need to do on R14 and get along perfectly good and not spend stupid amounts of money and time to play fuck fuck with a program that you want to throw out the window. What it comes down too is that people like dude up there (that sucks dirty balls) don't understand when they are getting ripped the fuck off. They don't care and don't get it. It's always "oh well yeah" and then they have to spend more money.
ReplyDeleteThe 'Revit Guru' we had at my last firm was exactly like the dick socket above - you could show him some massive failing on the part of Revit, and his reaction would always be a predictable 'huh... that should work'.
ReplyDeleteThey would promise to look into it, promptly forget about it, and go back to touting Revit as 'The Shiznit'.
It's telling that a lot of these guys are the same ones (or at least have the same mentality as the ones) shelling out their own money for video games that are basically beta versions - and are willing to pay even more money for DLC to complete the game.
OMG I hope Autodesk's headquaters somehow burn down today. "Well you just don't know how to use Revit properly." Well while you dumbfucks are investing so much time learning this stupid software (that should be even a tiny bit intuative) the world is continually changing and Revit will soon be even shittier in the years to come. Then maybe you'l realize how much time you've really wasted going off track when you could have actually been DESIGNING something that whole time.
ReplyDeleteREVIT SUCKS BALLS
ReplyDeleteFUCK IT. AUTODESK JUST SUCKS BALLS IN GENERAL.
I've been doing the math - and it shouldn't be possible for the sheer amount of cock Autodesk and Revitards have been responsible for sucking to exist on Earth without causing gravitational collapse. The only explanation is that Autodesk managed to build a particle accelerator capable of maintaining a stable cocksucking singularity (most likely by magnetizing Autodesk employee micro-penises and having them form the world's biggest circle jerk in the basement of Autodesk headquarters).
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ReplyDeleteEach time I find a glitch, I get up, get some coffee, and read this blog. I love it. I read it between five and eight times a day.
ReplyDeleteFuck Revit.
I think people who like revit also like sleeping on the floor.
ReplyDeleteHOW DARE YOU question sleeping on the floor!?! Beds are outdated and the only people still using them are holdouts and dinosaurs - the floor is the future! Carpet, hardwood, linoleum, tile - they can all be lovingly crafted in 3D, made into families to insert into Revit, constructed, and then SLEPT ON! If you are in pain, it's because you are sleeping on the floor wrong! At my firm we only sleep on the floor - even if the project supplies beds or air mattresses (and don't even get me started on futons...).
ReplyDeleteOh yeah... I know them parametric futons. Only editable by fucking the whole family up.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to change your view range settings when you convert it from a bed into a couch.
ReplyDeleteI'm an engineer. I have been working with CAD / vector based software for over 20 years. (R) revit is one of the shitty, most annoying, primitive, nonuser-friendly hig shit I've been come across so far. ArhiCAD but even Archline is less irritating.
ReplyDeleteOn the forum, not to mention the helpdesk, or the fucking exhibitionist Youtubers, uneducation physical teachers with they the unanswered assholes who come up with some / same common shit are fucking a lot as a solution. Not to say uselelss "online courses" proving that this crap is FUCKED UP.
Not to mention, Autodesk add free shit called Dynamo is fucked here. Quasi: The development is quite time consuming and expensive for us, but be a programmer stupid and solve it yourself. (Thanks for your free develoment)
Answering who wrote that: This is not a steam release. Opinion or message. For anyone who spends days with a same primitive problem, that is not funny, jocke. Money spending. So fuck yourself.
Autodesk: Your fucking mother!
"The sad news is that it looks like in the future designing or point cloud conversion will no longer be a job market."
I would be willing to bet money that the fucktard who claimed to have developed Revit into some kind of automatic project designing powerhouse (assuming he wasn't just trolling) was nothing more than a self-aggrandizing, full of shit, and delusional liar. His co-workers were most likely responsible for doing the heavy lifting of completing projects while he sat in his cubicle masturbating and pretending like he was single-handedly transforming the industry.
DeleteNecro99: "Look guys! I wrote a C program to automatically name electrical circuits!"
Co-workers: "Um... your'C program'is just a bunch of sticky notes that say 'I am so awsome at Revit' glued together with what I'm pretty sure is your own jizz - some of which is still dribbling down your chin'
Our opinion is obvious.What are you dealing with nowadays?
ReplyDeleteharcsakutya@gmail.com
I don't have to worry about Revit much these days - other than receiving shitty looking exports from it - and occasionally having to deal with idiots fucking up projects. I do all of my work in ACAD 14 (no release after that has any noticeable improvements - and my copy doesn't require me to worry about a license server - or the stupid subscription model that Autodesk went to) plus a couple of spreadsheets (one developed in-house and another by the company whose products we primarily use). I've been at my current job (doing low-voltage system design - primarily fire alarms for industrial/commercial projects) for over six years. There is the occasional mention of clients requesting Revit - and I always manage to side-step it and issue submittals without it.
DeleteThe day anyone tries to force Revit on me again is the day I walk out.
I'd appreciate it if you would stop reading my thoughts about Revit.
ReplyDeleteI just noticed your comment - which means I need to work on my thought reading abilities... :D
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